December 2011
me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
tumblr mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
MY MOM: hell no have you done this and that and this and that and you're going to get pregnant and do drugs and yadda yadda yadda
“What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell
you is that...”
– Sandra Cisneros (via black-tangled-heart)
When you use your phone in the middle of the night
Just realize that 2012 will be the first year...
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE YOU WHORE.
